Sala! koi apun ko shanti ke saath rehne-ich nahi deta. Ae yeda log! shanti bole toh..... peace!! 
Par kya karega.... public ka itna demand ho rahela tha ki wapas tapakna-ich pada.
Dekh, apun ko UP mein election kara-ne ka full contract milela hai.....
UP ho ya Bihar.... apun ki demand har jageh hai..... kya!
Saari party ke log apun se milne aaye..... bole bhai tera-ich sahara hai......
Apun ne 4 team banayi..... A,B,C,D...... phir neelami hui...... Sabse jyada boli SP ki...... usko A team, phir BSP ko B team. BJP aur Congress ko C aur D team chipka diya......
Abhi sari teams kaam par lagi hu-eli hai. Aur apun sabka Big Boss.... kya!
Dhanda bindaas chal rahela hai...... bas time nahi hai......
Toh mamu lo, tension nahi lene ka...... apun wapas tapkega..... thoda patient rakhne ka...... sala! phir speling mistake!
angrezi ki padhai bhi phir chaaloo karna mangta hai apun ko....... abhi chalta hai...
Ae Circuit! woh Rapid Sex wali kitab laa.......