Three things that scare me
1- Drugs ka dhandha
2- Kanoon andha
3- Aur bapu ka danda!

Three people who make me laugh
1- Circuit - woh apun ka laughter champion hai
2 - sonia gandhi - malkin, chitthi likh kar naukar log se mehangai ghatane ki request karti hai.
3 - Manmohan singh - desh ka PM, mehangai ghatane ke liye CMs ko chitthi likh kar request karta hai....

Three things I love
1 - Jahnavi
2 - Suman
3 - Teesri abhi decide nahi hui..... lekin koi gori mem hogi

Three things I hate
1- Saas-bahu ka locha
2 - Aatankvaad
3 - Neta log ki jaat

Three things I don't understand
1- Minority ki baat karne wala secular aur majority ki baat karne wala fundamentalist?? Kyon??
2- Apun log chaand tak jaa sakta hai par samandar ke paani ko peene layak nahi bana sakta?? Kyon??
3- Congress ka haath, garib ke saath!! phir bhi inke raaj mein garib kisan log dhada-dhad suicide kar rahela hai. Kyon??

Three things on my desk
1- rampuri chaku
2- XXX rum
3- "My Experiments with Truth" by Bapu
(Arre! apun bhi experiment kar rahela hai.... balance banane ka...)

Three things I am doing right now
1- soch rahela hai.... phir likhe rahela hai
2- daaroo chhodne ki koshish (glass bhara rakha hai....)
3- cigret chhodne ki koshish (dhua nikal rahela hai...)
(yeh glass aur cigret khatam hote-ich chhodd dega........ Koshish!!)

Three things I want to do before I die
1- Munna bhai part 12
2- Shaadi!!! par kaise karega? sala har part mein navi heroine aa jati hai.
3- apun jee bhar kar jeena chahta hai....

Three things I can do
1- Apun ab angrezi mein bhi gaali de sakta hai..... kharcha-paani doon kya? (shall I pay your expenses? )
2- Apun khata bahut achcha hai. khana ho ya bheja!
3- Jo bhi ladki ban-na chahe..... usko maa bana sakta hai.....ekdum free!

Three things you should listen to
1- police ka siren
2- radio..... dekh nahi sakte naa!!
3- andar ki awaj ko...... pata chal jata hai ki sandas ka time ho gayela hai.

Three things you should never listen to
1- baba log ka pravachan
2- neta log ka bhashan
3- jo kaan ko achcha naa lage....

Three things I'd like to learn
1- Kholna..... dil ke darwaze
2- Ghusana....... apni baat ke doosre ke bheje mein
3- Bajana.... Guitar!
(public ke dimag kitna ganda ho gayela hai....)

Three favorite books
1- The King of Farts - John Grisham
2- As the crow shits - Jeffery Archer
3- A Jerk in the mirror - Sidney Sheldon

Three Favorite Foods
1- maa ke haath ke Laddoo
2- maa ke haath ka Halwa
3- maa ke haath ki Kheer
(maa... kidhar hai tu? apun ko bhookh lagne lagi.....)

Three beverages I drink regularly
1- paani - rum, whiskey.... kisi ke bhi saath
2- daaroo..... bina paani ke bhi
3- doodh.... jo Jahnavi apne haath se, pyar se pilati hai

Three TV shows/books I watched/read when I was a kid
1- Kyonki... saas bhi kabhi bahu thi (itna generation leap ho gaya... jab shuru hua tha tab tulsi apne barabar ki thi.... ab woh 70 ki ho gayi.... abhi apun uske liye bachcha-ich hua naa)
2- Mowgli
3- Debonair (woh bhi dekhne ki cheez thi)

Toh abhi tum log ko maaloom pad-ich gaya hoga ki apun kitna seedha-sadha, sensitive aadmi hai. Iss liye next time ijjat dene ka..... bhai log!
Ladki log ka man ho toh woh bhi apna ijjat de sakta hai..... apun le lega.