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 17:06 | 9/Jan/2008
Symo, Bhajji and Lee..... A Triangular L...
Happy New Year!!!One more theory of reason of discontent between Andrew Symonds and Harbhajan singh and why it all started.Caution: The article below is reproduced from another site. If it seems too offensive for your taste, you can always watch Aastha Chennel.The Inside Story The following in an account of the disturbing events that transpired in ... more...
 16:42 | 9/Aug/2007
Munna..... Kidhar se wapas tapka?
Kya mamu log..... maze mein? Kya aanti log......... kaisa chal rahela hai? Blog-giri mast chal rahela hai ki nahi?Ae Circuit, tu kya udhar-ich ko-ne mein khada rahega? Arre! kam se kam haal-chaal toh poochna mangta hai na!Circuit: "Bhai, apun ko sharam aa rahela hai. idhar ladki log bahut aati hai na..... apun ki toh ladki log ke saamne ek-dum tigh... more...
 20:13 | 11/Apr/2007
Saari Party ka Ek-ich dost...... Munna B...
Sala! koi apun ko shanti ke saath rehne-ich nahi deta. Ae yeda log! shanti bole toh..... peace!! Par kya karega.... public ka itna demand ho rahela tha ki wapas tapakna-ich pada.Dekh, apun ko UP mein election kara-ne ka full contract milela hai.....UP ho ya Bihar.... apun ki demand har jageh hai..... kya!Saari party ke log apun se milne aaye..... b... more...
 17:31 | 3/Mar/2007
Bole Toh...... Happy Waali Holi !!!
Iland mein bhatakne waale apun ke saare friends log ko apun Happy Waali Holi bolta hai......!!Abhi kya hai...... itne time se apun public log ka time pass kar rahela hai.... aur tum log ka comment-womment bhi mast mast enjoy kiyela hai...... par iss chakkar mein apun ka dhandha thanda pad rahela hai..... Iss liye apun ko thode time ka break lena ma... more...
 21:43 | 24/Feb/2007
Bole Toh..... Khud-ich Tagged!!
Koi sala apun ko TAG nahi kiya..... toh apun khud-ich laga liya. Apun bhi socha ki yeh-ich sahi time hai ki sab log ko apun ke baare mein thoda jaan-na mangta ki apun kya dhansoo type ka aadmi hai..... Chal abhi time khoti mat kar...... padhna chaaloo kar aur phata-phat comment-womment bhej daal.Three things that scare me1- Drugs ka dhandha2- Kanoo... more...
 20:33 | 15/Feb/2007
Bole Toh..... Aaj Apun Ka Valentine Day!...
Apun ek din late ho gayela hai...... par tension nahi......Aaj apun idhar aaya...... apun ke Iland mein aane wali saari ladies log ko apun ki taraf se Happy Valentine's Day...... aur saath mein..... dher sara pyaar, jhappiyan aur pappiyan......jissy, angel eyes, tisha, Namrata, honey, harman, stylish gal, meena, savita, misty, sandhya, lalitha, ran... more...
 21:39 | 31/Jan/2007
Bole Toh..... Sachin ke peeche channel!
Apun aaj bahot solid khush hai.... bole toh..... apni chawl mein aaj full "Wet Day" chaaloo hai..... arre! India jeet gaya mamu!Sala! jitna time apun Sachin ka batting dekhta raha..... utna time apun news channel walon ki maa-behen ko yaad karta raha. Sala! paka dala hai.... yeh India TV, Aaj Tak aur CNN-IBN7 ne.Yeh news channel waale dimag ka dahi... more...
 01:35 | 27/Jan/2007
Part 3 - Laaloo ki Bhains ka Narco Test
(Dharmendra Style mein) Iland walon! main aa gaya hoon. Maaaa...! tu-ne dekha naa maa..... yeh bhains kitna footage kha rahi hai.... doh-doh episode ho gaye..... par abhi tak saali ka narco test poora nahi hua......Maaaaa..... main pak gaya hoon..... maaa...! Agar tu bol de maaaa..... toh main iss bhains ka khoon pi jaaoonga!Maa : Arre beta! iss-ka... more...
 21:50 | 20/Jan/2007
Part 2 - Laaloo ki Bhains ka Narco Test
Kya mamu, mami log.......... ma-ze mein? sala! apun ko maaloom tha ki yeh iland waale saare yede hain...... tabhi-ich toh apun ke friend hain........Abhi aa-ge badhne se pehle re-cap mangta hai....... Ashok Kumar ka style mein.......Abhi aap-ne dekhaaaa....... Bhains ka narco test chaaloo hai....... Yeh Bhains to pagal hai.... pata nahi kya-kya bak... more...
 01:09 | 16/Jan/2007
Bole Toh.... laaloo ki bhains ka narco a...
Yeh Nithari kaand ke baare mein abhi sabhi log achche se jaan chuka hoga. Sala! apunkabhi sapne mein bhi nahi socha ki koi aadmi aisa ghinona kaam karne ko sakta. Bole toh..... kya bolega?Par abhi ek baat aur samajh mein aaya ki yeh Narco Analysis badi mast cheez hai. Sala! ek injection laga aur sach aisa bahar nikalta hai..... jaise asaram baapu k... more...
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 Noanee Kapadia | 21:02 | 1/Jan/2008
Friends: (671)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: mountains,art and...
Important in Life ---Food
New Year , New Ideas , New Goals  ------------------------------------same old Goals folks ,Food for thought ,food for soul ,no it is food where it belongs , to good old stomach to reduce the pound of flesh ,so then back to diet fads ,sweating out gyms ------------------no no no----------------------------- this year it is going to be change of phi...  more...
 Ramesh Singh | 12:13 | 1/Jan/2008
Friends: (180)  | City: Lucknow  | Interests: Writing, Music, M...
NEW YEAR RESOLUTION
Welcome 2008..another year passed by and if you look back u recall the 1st of Jan'07, that too was a new year ...you made resolutions that u remembered till the very first month of year and as the time went by your commitment to your resolution weakened ... and then it vanished from your memory bank. yet another day has arrived to make resolutions ...  more...
 DrHarmeet Singh | 19:34 | 4/Jan/2008
Friends: (1245)  | City: Birmingham  | Interests: Having a good laugh
You are a dead duck!
A woman brought a very limp duck in to a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your duck has passed away."The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?""Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he r...  more...
 Vikas Vij | 18:58 | 29/Dec/2007
Friends: (509)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Everything
Psychology of a Suicide Bomber
Lord Krishna speaks to Arjuna in his Gita discourse:  "Krodhat bhavati sammohan... buddhinasat pranasyati" From anger arises delusionFrom delusion arises paralysis of thoughtFrom paralysis of thought arises destruction of reasonFrom destruction of reason arises the ultimate downfall Two thousand years ago, during the Roman Imperial period, Seneca w...  more...
 Current Boll... | 19:48 | 20/Oct/2007
Friends: (422)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: blogging,making f...
Aaja Nachle Title Track EXCLUSIVE
Hey guys this is the exclusive song from the movie AAJA NACHLE This movie marks the comeback of great actress MADHURI DIXIT So this song is for all her fans desperately waiting for the release of her movie ENJOY !!!!    more...
 archie jha | 17:40 | 25/Dec/2007
Friends: (29)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Soft music, readi...
Sirf Tum
Kaho to Doo lafz, Mano to Bandagi, Socho to Gehra Sagar, Doobo to Zindgi, Kar to Aasan , Nibho to Mushkill Bikhre to Saraa Zamana Simte to "SIRF TUM"  more...
 PREETI BOSE | 18:13 | 23/Dec/2007
Friends: (394)  | City: Raipur  | Interests: reading,making fr...
Vaadaa...
"Some days back Aameen wrote a poem on his blog "Kuch Baat Humari" and in my comment i told him that i'm finding that poem incomplete and he agreed that the poem is incomplete and told me to complete it..... And i have written the poem as asked by him..... Hope u all will like it.... And Aameen u too... "Ooth tumhaare…… keh rahe thy As-spastsee kuu...  more...
 News Domain | 12:36 | 6/Oct/2007
Friends: (949)  | City: Chandigarh  | Interests: Reading, writing,...
please income
SantaSingh got his promotion and became principal in colledge. To keep up with his status, he decided tospeak only in English to all his juniors. One morning, his peon peeped through the doorto see if his principal was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why areyou outstanding! Please in...  more...
 Bad Angel | 13:30 | 13/Oct/2007
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Words Fiesta - A compilation of my favou...
Words Fiesta! A compilation of my favourite poems on iLand. “Poetry is the journal of the sea animal living on land, wanting to fly in the air.  Poetry is a search for syllables to shoot at the barriers of the unknown and the unknowable.  Poetry is a phantom script telling how rainbows are made and why they go away.” - Carl Sandburg   To My LoveIf ...  more...
 Prem Prakash | 14:48 | 29/May/2007
Friends: (9)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Music, Making new...
Kabhi Sardi Kabhi Garmi
I am not able to understand the ways of GOD. yesterday it was very hot but today adverse cold and my friend has started sneezing. There is drastic change in nature, perhaps GOD wants to express his anger in this way.  more...
 Ainussaba An... | 00:45 | 29/Oct/2007
Friends: (25)  | City: Nasik  | Interests: LISTENING TO MUSI...
love
Ek Bewafa Ko Ham Ne Is Dil Men Jaga Di Thi Khwaabon Ki Dunia Apni Us Se Hi Saja Di Thi Chaha Tha Us Ko Ham Ne Khud Se Bhi Bahot Badh Kar Us Chahat Men Ham Ne Ye Hasti Hi Mita Di Thi Maloom Nahi Tha Hum Ko Wo Bewafa Bhi Hoga Us Per Bharosa Karke Khud KO Hi Saza Di Thi Socha Tha Saath Mill Ke Katen Gey Zindagi Ko Us Ne To Ek Pal Main Har Baat Bhula D...  more...
 S M | 14:17 | 4/Aug/2007
Friends: (196)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Reading, Writing,...
The Future Redefined
The Future Redefined The books are way of life and the collection of books that we keep is our knowledge source often. It will be crazy idea to keep a collection of books handy while on the move or going for work for any book worm. When is the last time you bought a newspaper on the news stand to keep abreast with the latest happening. Have you eve...  more...
 simran kumar | 12:47 | 18/Apr/2007
Friends: (95)  | Interests: reading,blogging,...
sm crazy thoughts
   U know ur sheer indiffernce    the way u tend to take things the way u treat me as u feelmakes me..actually...doubt myselfhow could I b so foolishhow could i b so..innocenti failed to possibly seewhat u had in ur mindwhat games u were actually...uptobut u know what.......thos lil moments of blissthose lil words of kindnessthose whisprings...that...  more...
 Dhiman Bose | 22:58 | 12/Nov/2007
Friends: (583)  | City: somewhere in the place called earth  | Interests: music, making fri...
Change of name
Hi all out there plz. note that i hv changed my display name from "dhiman bose" to "DB".. Wishing U All A Belated Very Very Happy Diwali.. tata, take care & keep smiling always..  more...
 shriya sinha | 17:09 | 20/Dec/2007
Friends: (86)  | City: Patna  | Interests: Good food.....lil...
Seasons Greetings
Seasons Greetings to all my friends on the island. Well its been a long time since i posted anything have been busy with one thing or the other.....does not mean that i have forgotten you guys!! Have a rocking christmas and New Year....drive safe on New years night! PS: Have been working on a story....will post it soon.  more...
 manisha sharma | 13:18 | 7/Jan/2008
Friends: (262)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Reading,Listening...
CRICKET>>>>>>>>>.
 VISITING AUSTRALIA... ................. ........the teams shud learn few rules before they do so...................(1)    Ricky Ponting – (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED) should be considered as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision is final and will over ride any ...  more...
 Shreya Roy | 16:54 | 20/Aug/2007
Friends: (141)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Friendship is the...
Celebration means......
Celebration means...... A winter evening.Four friends.One barsaat.Four glasses of chai.Celebration means......Hundred bucks of petrol.A rusty old bike.And an open road.Celebration means......3 old friends.3 separate cities.3 coffee mugs.1 internet messenger.Celebration means......Rain on a hot tin roof.Pakoras deep-frying.Neighbours dropping in.A p...  more...
 akhilesh raj | 17:16 | 9/Nov/2007
Friends: (20)  | City: moradabad  | Interests: Reading books and...
karney ko kia nahi kartey log muhabbat meinsirf hamarey liye hi kyun? rasmein badal jati hainwoh aisa hai k us ka naam sunney k tasawwur say hihamari tamaam tar sAatein badal jati hainsochti hoon jane kaise? kah paoon ghi main us saymilti hoon to dil ki sari batein badal jati hainchahe "Manzil" "Dushwar" ho aur "Duur" bhihumsafer us jaisa ho to mus...  more...
 sanjeev snehi | 01:07 | 31/Oct/2007
Friends: (1028)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: theatre, journali...
‘Eating the Earth’!
 Eating meat, dairy and eggs threatens our planet.You use much less land and water if you eat crops directly. Animals use most of the protein they eat to live, not 'grow' meat. So eating meat adds to water shortages, forest clearing, soil damage, use of oil-based pesticides - and climate change. "By 2050 the world's livestock will be consuming as m...  more...
 Shahabaz Muhsin | 18:37 | 9/Mar/2007
Friends: (17)  | City: Jeddah  | Interests: Travelling
Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise - child hood pic  more...
 Binu Abraham | 17:54 | 9/Nov/2007
Friends: (584)  | City: Cochin  | Interests: Reading
This is what True Love is all about:
It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 a.m., when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him look at his ...  more...
 shailesh S | 17:12 | 8/Jun/2007
Friends: (1387)  | City: Noida  | Interests: Internet, surfing...
Ever You Wonder ………(Some stray thoughts…...
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?Why, any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner?  If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?  Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?  Why, when you change...  more...
 sunita som | 11:46 | 25/May/2007
Friends: (221)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: surfing the net, ...
Aashiyana
One of my frens on the Iland (Neetha Nair) suggested that i write something about my new home....i was seriously thinking on those lines when the Radio FM played this wonderful song from yesteryear.....this song says it all....it is from the movie Saath Saath released in 1982 with Farooq Shaik and Deepti Naval playing the lead roles....a timeless m...  more...
 Kishore Bandi | 14:18 | 8/Mar/2007
Friends: (117)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: Computers, Entert...
Reading Mind
Have scientists found a way to read your mind? Many of who saw the movie "Minority Report" experienced two distinct reactions: first, "Please, this is pure science fiction" and then, "There but for the grace of God..." Really, how many of us have not fantasized at least once about what we would do if we ever came upon that guy who stole our car? An...  more...
 richa bhagwat | 12:56 | 19/Jun/2007
Friends: (134)  | Interests: paintin
m coming home
  I wana go back homeTo d place I belongLong lasting memoriesThat I always carry with meI have moved too farFrom my home, d place I belongMy aims where big& my dreams where biggerFor me, then, my home seemed smallerSo I left my home, all aloneIt’s been a lonely journeyIn search of pleasures And lots of moneyMy hunger alas my greedHas bought me here...  more...
 nishant shah | 16:37 | 20/Dec/2007
Friends: (517)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Music Rock Meta...
Silent Realm
Silent RealmThe crickets hymning the rhymesAnd the sombre night stars to descendMy ashes are buried in this tomb of abyssThe growls of the apparitions rattles my spheriotic cellsThe echoes of the knell and the choirs of deathOnly these besieges my beleagured fateThe thick gore flowing in my turbulent eyesI am ready with my machete to cease my veins...  more...
 Arvind Parashar | 01:42 | 1/Jan/2008
Friends: (59)  | City: Hoshiarpur  | Interests: Books,Spiritualit...
Happy New Year
Happy New Year To All My Friends  more...
 smiling fool | 21:42 | 14/May/2007
Friends: (90)  | Interests: smiling and fooling
pl wait. I am sweating out the story!!  more...
 Seena Vincent | 21:06 | 27/Dec/2007
Friends: (514)  | Interests: Internet Money
How your free annual credit reports are ...
This is an abstract of posts appeared first on Credit Solutions for All. Read the original blog for more details.How your free annual credit reports are calculated In out last blog we have seen the importance of free annual credit check, free annual credit rating, free annual credit report online, Free annual credit reports, free annual credit scor...  more...
 Stylish Gal | 01:10 | 12/Sep/2007
Friends: (247)  | Interests: Masti, awaragardi...
Flame Part 3
Do you rememberWhen we first met... in that cold december  I shivered in my blue Cashmere pulloverYes! The one with exact shade of my eyesn how we instantly felt those strong vibes Do you rememberThe way we waited to catch a glimpseTime stood still, the world in an eclipseAnd when we met our eyes were lockedchoking with emotions the mind was blocke...  more...
 Ashish G | 01:22 | 19/Apr/2007
Friends: (228)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: to become a bette...
Facts About Women
Why are women so difficult to understand? Why relationships fall apart because of misunderstandings? What exactly do women want? Why men fail to properly understand the woman in their lives? These questions have been asked many a times but nothing has been done to seek those answers.http://factsaboutwomen.wetpaint. com is an effort in that regard. I...  more...
 Jiby Thomas | 11:35 | 30/Mar/2007
Friends: (24)  | City: Bhopal  | Interests: Reading detective...
What are Relationships
TRUSTTRUST is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to   suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity   may result in separation. A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. She answered, "Public Utilities Board." T...  more...
 shivani narula | 11:02 | 27/Dec/2007
Friends: (97)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: READING
An eccentric's musings....
This strange cool breezeReminds me we met somewhere SometimeIts not that we are not confinedIn each other’s embraceThe earth and sky are held in An embrace at the horizon too Though it’s a different storyThat I am no more the same me..All the so called relationships Are there but none whom I can call mine ownNone which complete me Let the clouds fl...  more...
 Giftson SJ | 16:37 | 16/Dec/2007
Friends: (131)  | City: Tirunelveli (stationed: Lagos, NIGERIA)  | Interests: Being Naughty.......
Key to Happy Marriage..!!!
Hi My Sweet Iland Mates... Its no wonder, one fine day our very own "FG" caught me flirting around in this lovely iland of ours. You know what....the day since i read this article i cant resist from "Flirting"..... all for Good..!!!  and i feel...my habit of "flirting" is.........Justified..!!!!!!!! Btw, the lovely ladies of dis irresistable Iland....  more...
 rani mukerjee | 22:01 | 23/Apr/2007
Friends: (105)  | City: Allahabad  | Interests: reading,travelling
DARD KE BAZUON MAIN KITNA DUM HAI
DARD KE BAJUON MAIN KITNA DAM HAI?DEKHIYE JARA HAMARI HIMMAT HI KYA KAM HAI,RULATA HAI HUMEIN TADPATA HAI HUMEIN,NISHAN CHOD JATA HAI APNE HAMARE JEHAN PAR,ZINDAGI VEERAN KAR DETA HAI,PAR DARD TO AAKHIR DARD HAI,DARD KE BAJUON MAIN KITNA DAM HAI?CHAL PARA HUN APNE RASTE PAR UMEED KI MASHAL LEKAR,YEH ANDHERA MUJHE DARAYE TO KYA,MERA VISHWAS BHI KYA ...  more...
 Sandeep Ozarde | 10:47 | 26/Oct/2007
Friends: (618)  | City: Bombay  | Interests: BREAKFAST: Assam ...
The Real Shopping-Cart Revolution
Five hundred years of progress packed into a sack of flour.By J. Bradford DeLong, Wired MagHere's some food for thought.A smart shopper can buy a 5-pound bag of Gold Medal flour for 69 cents. That's enough to feed three people for a day - 7,500 easy-to-digest, relatively nutritious, and potentially tasty calories. All for less than 0.7 percent of a...  more...
 Amit Agrawal | 23:11 | 6/Dec/2007
Friends: (258)  | City: New Delhi  | Interests: hayaa aur hayaat
kahin koyi
kahin koyi manzil chhupi to hogikahin koyi aas dabi bhi hogikaise chudaoon apne haathon se lahoomere jurm ki panaah kahin to hogibaar baar hai beshumaar hai kehta hai dilhar baar dil ki sada tum tak pahunchi to hogidin guzar chuka hai raat bhi rawaan hogiis shabe gham ki bhi to koyi subah zaroor hogichalta jaaoonga jab talak na milegi mujhesaahil k...  more...
 prasanna sri... | 09:49 | 14/Dec/2007
Friends: (457)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: in everything
Awesome Thoughts
              GREAT & AWESOME THOUGHT’SIn a Day. When you don’t come across any Problems- you can be sure that you are travelling in a Wrong Path.č SWAMY VIVEKANANDA.  Three Sentences for Getting SUCCESS:a)   Know more than other.b)  Work more than other.c)   Expect less than other. č WILLIAM SHAKESPHERE   If You WIN you need not Explain….But if yo...  more...
 sahil banga | 16:18 | 8/Jan/2008
Friends: (218)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Music has seven l...
Hakuna Matata
(Hakuna Matata – No Worries)“Why were you posted here?” asked the kaffir boy, wearing shabby knickers and a torn vest, his ribs showing through the airy gaps. “Research. I’m here for research. Been touring the whole world, have come to this part of the world for the first time. And I think there’s more to this place than poverty, hunger, and of cou...  more...
 Kanchan Bhat... | 00:14 | 9/Jan/2008
Friends: (133)  | City: Jabalpur  | Interests: Impossibole... in...
Tipsy?
I am a little tipsy,Unashamedly so, Wandering aroundLike an unbridled gypsyWith sops to illegitimacyPoachingIn my wild imagination-TrespassingStealing affection,In a reverie, non fiction-Once mine…Ah, just a little tipsy…Drooping, like a vine laden with grapes,Looking at genesisThe genesis of my intoxication,In adulationWe have indices,In the barom...  more...
 Wise Donkey | 12:08 | 6/Nov/2007
Friends: (99)  | Interests: Blogging,Dancing,...
Until we meet again
He stood in the blazing sun, looked at the stone and read what had been inscribed on it."May the